And I'm Amish
/So, I figured out my dream. The one where I morphed into an Amish person and had really horrible teeth. It’s funny because it sounds really normal when I say it but the reaction I’ve gotten from other people has been the following: crickets, a gaping mouth, or a furrowed brow.
I woke up from this dream and went directly into my 9th grade class. For some reason, I felt the need to share my experience with them.
“Hi guys. Before we start, can I just tell you that I just woke up from a dream where I morphed into an Amish person?”
Nothing. No response. Beyond awkward. I don’t know what I was expecting. Someone else to jump up and say,
“Oh, I had that dream too!”
I was looking for validation but felt even more freakish than I did in the dream.
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